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The Human Centipede ll: Full Sequence (2011)

Never would one think a movie would come along to make you see the first “Human Centipede” as delivering its content with a soft and calculating hand. It had a sense of subtlety and grace to it. Well one would be wrong. If the first was a sledgehammer to the face, “Full Sequence” is a […]

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Total Recall (2012)

Starring Colin Farrell (“In Bruges,” “S.W.A.T.”), Kate Beckinsale (“Underworld,” “Vacancy”), Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”) and Jessica Biel (“The A-Team,” “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”). Set in 2084 after the majority of Earth has been ravaged by war and has become totally uninhabitable — with the exception of London, now called “The United Federation of Britain” and […]

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Funny Games (2007)

Starring Naomi Watts (The Ring), Tim Roth (Reservoir Dogs), and Michael Pitt (Boardwalk Empire) and written and directed by Michael Haneke. Funny Games is a dark, terrifying, messed up movie. Ten years after its original 1997 release, Haneke brought back one of his first films. Perhaps he didn’t get everything he wanted the first time […]

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The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

Starring Andrew Garfield (The Social Network), Emma Stone (Zombieland), Rhys Ifans (Mr. Nice), and directed by Marc Webb (500 Days of Summer). This new reboot to the franchise, follows Peter Parker (Garfield) as he again navigates his way through teen social dilemma’s, tries to find out who he is and where he fits in life, […]

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Killer Klowns from Outer Space (1988)

If you haven’t seen this movie…shame on you. B-Movie gold at its finest, Killer Klowns from Outer Space is about…well just that, come on. In their circus-tent space ship these gory goons land on earth, shoot popcorn at people (the popcorn kernels also turn into little Klown-headed monsters at points), and use ray guns spinning […]

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The Divide (2011)

Starring Michael Biehn (Terminator, Aliens) and Lauren German (Hostel II). We follow a group of survivors after a nuclear attack on New York. They hunker down in the basement of their apartment complex, awaiting rescue. Tensions mount between them, as time passes and the small space begins to wear on the group of roughly ten […]