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Where Wild Hipsters Are

Chicago is on red alert, watching for the invasive, threatening species hipsanicus freshicus commonly referred to as Hipsters. Only months ago the international science community released a dismissive report that denied the official existence of these creatures. We independent researchers will not be so easily swayed, as it cannot be denied that Hipsters emerge like […]

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BART’s for Bums

In the morning, the platform — down inside the Civic Center station of the Bay Area Rapid Transit (BART) in San Francisco — is quiet save the buzzing of a loud overhead speaker spouting out a muffled announcement about a delay in the BART system. Though the odor of urine plagues the air, it isn’t […]

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The Human Centipede ll: Full Sequence (2011)

Never would one think a movie would come along to make you see the first “Human Centipede” as delivering its content with a soft and calculating hand. It had a sense of subtlety and grace to it. Well one would be wrong. If the first was a sledgehammer to the face, “Full Sequence” is a […]

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Total Recall (2012)

Starring Colin Farrell (“In Bruges,” “S.W.A.T.”), Kate Beckinsale (“Underworld,” “Vacancy”), Bryan Cranston (“Breaking Bad”) and Jessica Biel (“The A-Team,” “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”). Set in 2084 after the majority of Earth has been ravaged by war and has become totally uninhabitable — with the exception of London, now called “The United Federation of Britain” and […]

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Everyone Loves the Sideshow

Step right up! Come one, come all! See the amazing bearded woman! Marvel at the fire-eating man! Be shocked by the two-ton woman! The call of the sideshow is something we all know from old television shows, movies and books. A small, traveling run of carnival freaks and creeps stopping in city after city, calling […]